Flap Jack

when you slap your bitch in the face with your penis.

Last night i flap jacked her in the face.

by qwqrfeb March 4, 2016

Flap Jack

Sagging tits that hang below the stomach. See your grandmother for more details

My granny has some nice flap jacks

by Fessy Monday July 7, 2016

flap jack

your fore skin when its cut off

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by To Yb a fag January 4, 2019

Saggy Flapjacks

The saggiest boobs ever. Usually defined by grammas, old women and guys who spend too much time at KFC and McDonalds.

"Dude! Did you see that fat-ass at KFC?"

"Hell yeah! You could see his saggy flapjacks through his shirt! Ewwwwwwwww..."

by ReconnaissanceTeamLS97 March 29, 2012

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021

flapjacks

low hanging, flat breasts resembling pancakes.

When I was feeling up your grandma, I realized she had mad flapjacks.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009