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flannel kids 

a group of snowboarders who tend to wear a flannel on top of their hoodie while shredding. the hood is usually up with Ashbury goggles on the outside of the hood. tight pants are also worn. the vast majority of them have Capita boards and Union bindings.
damn the mountain is starting to be overrun by flannel kids

Flannel daddy 

Ruggedly attractive father. Beard and mustache are a must. Looks like a flannel model.
That’s not just any dad, that’s flannel daddy
Flannel daddy by BP2019 January 29, 2018

flannel unicorn

A person overcome by hormonal rage.
Jason: "That Bill guy is really being a flannel unicorn today."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."
flannel unicorn by davidsouth2000 November 12, 2014

flannel sheets 

The act of sexual intercourse between an -all natural- couple... soft & warm, instinctual, comforting.

PSA: adult men & women are supposed to have pubic hair, folks!
After circulating & making small talk separately all evening at the pretentious company party, I couldn't wait to take my girl home, strip off our confining duds, and get to the flannel sheets we'd each been craving.
flannel sheets by Cloud Animal December 27, 2017

Flannel Country

1.)People from upstate New York, who when you visit them you see more flannel then normal clothes.
2.)Usually Laundry day when the red necks have to wash their cammo for the first time in a month
3.)Any place where going to Wal-Mart is a night out on the town.
4.)Utica
5.) People who complain from upstate that they pay a ton of taxes for our subways and forget everyone else does it. if its such a porblem and you feel like youre not getting your moneys worth...move!
see also upstate new york
" a deadly wreck at a Flannel Country Wal-mart parking lot leaves 2 john deer tractor pilots dead. Alcohol may be a factor."
Flannel Country by wicked cool! September 24, 2005

Flannel Chipping 

Its were you are tired and the phone rings, and your so tired your tounge and brain works at different speeds. the person on the other end ask what you are doing. Then you blurt out i'm Flannel chipping.
I'm half asleep flannel chipping. NOOOOOOOOOOO im channel flipping.