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Flatulant Torrets Syndrome

When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.
The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!
by Jtentoo13 July 24, 2010
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flatulatio

The act of a male passing gas while receiving oral sex from a partner.

Typically a very embarrassing thing which ends "the mood" instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.
Bob: "So how'd it go last night?"

Joe: "It went well, until the flatulatio incident. Guess we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for the first date."

Bob: "What'd she do? Freak out?"

Joe: "No, that was the worst part. She asked if I could do it again."

Bob: "Someone who likes flatulatio.. I'm not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that."
by TaciturnBadger July 1, 2011
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Fagula Rasa

Fagula Rasa: (`fagyoola `rossa) n. a person one instinctively suspects of being homosexual, but who gives no outward indications of sexual preference at all- not totally effeminate and never exhibiting any of the commonly recognized mannerisms and affectations associated with homosexuals, like a blank slate, but nevertheless giving one the gut feeling that the person in question is gay.
"I get the strange feeling that Bob is gay, but I don't really know why. He's an enigma, a real fagula rasa."
by JohnnyInfidel January 2, 2012
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endocranial flatulation

Pseudo-scientific euphemism for brain fart. The act of temporarily forgetting what one is doing and/or performing an act which would normally considered to be stupid or sub-par for one's intelligence.
Wow... I can't believe that Al sent that email attachment of everyone's salary to the whole company! Must have been a huge endocranial flatulation.
by Dale Hemrick February 11, 2008
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oceanic flatulation

A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.
Oceanic flatulation is the cause of many sunken ships around the Bermuda Triangle area.
by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006
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Flabula

A flab of skin that is naturally in the place of the penis of a homosexual, bisexual, or transsexual male.
That guy is so gay, he has a flabula instead of a penis.
by buckeyetiba February 29, 2012
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ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.
Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!
by weave August 10, 2003
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