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fiing day

(fing)
acronym for Fuck It I'm Not Going day
taken simply for the reason that you don't want to go to school, work or so on....
see also mental health day
alarm blares
man smashes it with sledgehammer, "Screw work, I'm taking a FIING day"
by eriCartman December 29, 2007
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Filinglish

A person of English and Filipino descent. usually have an english father and filipino mother (very common) or vice versa, and generally reside in Britain or Australia.
like their cousins, the filo- americans, they generally have lovely caramel skin with slight filipino facial features, often considered to be the idealistic Filipino beauties because of their dak hair and lighter skin colour by extended families in the Philippines.
half filipino, half english = filinglish
by filauzpom February 5, 2010
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fixing my margins

I was really stressed out at the end of the day, but after fixing my margins I became very relaxed.
by Disco Dan the Moustache Man November 7, 2011
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filing it away

Putting a mental picture in your personal spank bank for later use
Guy staring at a naked girl..
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just filing it away
Girl: Filing where
Guy: My spank bank
by Mitchy Slick September 18, 2013
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Fixing my chair

When you gotta wank off your dick but just say you have to fix your chair as a coverup
Yo guys I gotta go because i'm fixing my chair
by YeBruhEatDick April 16, 2018
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firing blanks

(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.


(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)



His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)
by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
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firing the mortar

a hand motion that simulates masturbation.

to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.
im gonna go fire my mortar{followed by the hand motion}.

im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}

i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}

anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}
by ihtfpfmlmfwp January 27, 2009
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