Christian Fidelis

A variation of meme who, upon making eye contact, will either absent-mindedly bite his top lip and wink at you or attack you with all manner of heinous verbal insults and accusations (with the occasional threat of anal rape). This is entirely dependent on the target's gender. A Christian Fidelis can often be seen wearing long sleeve t-shirts affiliated with any street wear label that charges over $100 AUD for cheap quality apparel. The majority of a Christian Fidelis' time is spent in the company of a Muche Shumba, a professional photographer and lord of "gathos". When not riding the Muche Shumba, a Christian Fidelis will either make attempts to get his attention or incessantly pester him for favours including, but not limited to:

- asking for photographs
- begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and "shoe game";

- and general approval and acceptance of existence.

The most effective way to successfully provoke a Christian Fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the Muche has escalated from friendship to one where sexual activity is desired. The defensive mechanism a Christian Fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve:
- calling the offender a homosexual
- making a page on Instagram dedicated to roasting the offender
- crying to the Muche and other gatho veterans for support

One distinct physical feature found on a Christian Fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.

Guy 1: "Hey, look at this photo taken by Muche Shumba."
Guy 2: "Hahaha look at his hair, it's the same as my grandpa's!"
Guy 1: "I know right, what a Christian Fidelis."

by LeanMeanBeanMachine June 8, 2016

federer-esque

Something done in an extraordinary fashion, in an absolutely perfect manner. Much like anything done by Roger Federer on a tennis court.

1.Pink Floyd performed a Federer-esque performance in recording the album "Wish you were here".

2.Jennifer Hawkins is to sexy what Roger Federer is to tennis.

by ringo21 February 29, 2008

Fiber Deposit

A slang term for a bowel movement.

I'll be back in 45 minutes. I've got to go make a fiber deposit

by Steve_Juggernaut April 2, 2011

Fiber Boy

A playful nickname given to a poster boy for seriously heavy consumption of dietary fiber.

We call our friend, “Fiber Boy” because he ranks among the world’s champion Supershitters and so we have a parade every year to celebrate his prolific pooping powers!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

Fiber One Challenge

Where you and your friends each eat an entire box of Fiber One granola bars. Last one to, well, last is the winner. Ideally played in a house with one or two bathroom depending on the size of the group.

me My Friends and I did the fiber one challenge yesterday.

you How did it go?

me We had to be careful not to detonate the gas and destroy the house.

by Mad Gasser of Mattoon June 17, 2011

Roger Federer

One of the greatest tennis player of all time. Was born in Basel, Switzerland and is currently the only player to have won both the Wimbledon and U.S. Open singles titles in three consecutive years (2004-2006).

The accuracy and spin in his shots are amazing.

"I've won Wimbledon three times and I wish I could play like Roger Federer" - John McEnroe

by MarianneNZ November 10, 2006

Fiberal

A faux liberal,one who lives in luxury, cares less about the heroin addict who was molested as a child, the immigrants in Europe, our working poor in the U.S., but cares about maxing out their credit card for their next tropical vacation, or feels uber liberal by driving an audience with a bumper sticker that says "I voted Democrat." Fiberal, not to be confused with the cereal Fiberal or All Bran, although if they ate it, it might deconstipate their egotistical brains.

My x fiancee who dumped me on our wedding night is a Fiberal of greatest proportions. He would benefit from drinking 16 doses of Metamucil a day.

by Amawee May 25, 2016