testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest

"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."

by squirrelspank June 8, 2003

bitch fest

a "bitch fest" refers to an unproductive meeting of people where complaints are aired. The complaints that are aired can be about anything. Often the attendees of a bitch fest meeting will dramatically complain about one another. The best bitch fests will have complaints aired that have nothing to do with the original purpose of the meeting, and end with a few of the attendees having wild temper tantrums.

bitch, a colloquial phrase sometimes used for a woman who is considered bossy, manipulative, or showing anger, is used in the term "bitch fest". This is due to the belief, by some, that women are better at expressing their feelings than are men.

Men, however, have been found to be as capable of expressing dramatic complaints as are women, and the term can be applied to any gathering of people where complaints are passionately expressed, whether attendees are men or women. bitch has now also become common slang for "complaint", which can be applied equally to men or women.

"fest" is short for "festival". This describes how a meeting becomes more of a show, or performance.

The executives met on Friday to discuss the upcoming board of directors election. At the meeting, Jim complained about the snacks, John complained about executives only making one-hundred times more than what general employees of the company make, Sally complained about her limousine, Tom screamed at Brian that he was lazy, and Brian wet his pants complaining that Tom picks on him too much. No decisions were made. It was a fabulous bitch fest.

by MarkAlfred May 9, 2007

Zest Fest Overload

the words that summon the almighty overlord Rei Ayanami.

*people in unision: Zest Fest Overload*

Rei Ayanami: It is i, Rei Ayanami, i have been summoned by the power of the quadruple zest fest. i will now commence the final alarm.

by KungFuBoris April 26, 2023

Fart Fest Steamroller

It’s where a man and a woman scissor, with the man farting in the vagina, the man positions himself face first in front of the vagina. The woman then releases the fart via queefing into the mans face

That was a crazy fart fest steamroller last night!

Omg can we try the Fart Fest Steamroller later?

by lampgash June 17, 2018

Korean grind fest

An amalgamated phrase that defines a MMO game; designed, created, etc, by a Korean gaming cooperation, where the majority of gameplay involves repetitive and/or recycled tasks reiterating ad infinitum.

Using "Korean" in the phrase as a reference to Korean's cliché attribute of hardcore gaming, and their many releases of mmorpgs that implicate such gameplay.

Examples of Korean grind fest:
Silkroad Online
Maplestory
Sword Of The New World: Granado Espada

Boy-1: Hey check out this mmorpg my friend introduced to me, what do you think?

Boy-2: I've played it before, even though quests in this game would give you more experience than repeatedly killing the same foes over and over again, the quest still requires you to kill the same foe over and over again.

Boy-1: Oh, so it's just another Korean Grind Fest.

by Lawcork June 20, 2008

dangle fest

to absolutley humiliate another hockey player with some sick nasty moves or "dangles"

in my game the other night i was on a break away and i decided to have a sick nasty dangle fest on the other teams Defense

by tyler walllace June 13, 2007

TMI Fest

An absolute overload of TMI, also known as Too Much Information, sometimes coming from one person but usually from two or more. Generally what is known as ordinary TMI develops into a TMI Fest when the victim of Too Much Information is forced to be in close quarters or within earshot of those who are sharing things that, really, you could have lived without knowing about. An example of such a place would be a bus (or any form of public transportation), a lunch table, a noisy classroom, etc. There is no way to get away from the excessive amount of inappropriate and disturbing statements coming at them from all directions, and so they become bombarded with TMI as a result.

Person 1: I had the worst bus ride today... The girl behind me started talking to her friend about her horrendous PMS. Then the Stinky Scene kids sitting in the seats around me all started discussing drug use and their frequent made-up sexual encounters with one another.

Person 2: Ouch. Glad to see you pulled through that.
Person 1: I'm surprised I did. It was a regular TMI Fest.

by Lyosha September 11, 2009