Ferret 

A ground type pokemon, commonly sighted oh earth, although EX versions are strictly not found on earth.

A ferret just defeated my best pokemon!

Ferret by HyperOwl April 6, 2018

Ferret 

Definition for Draco Malfoy. The little bouncing ferret 👱 ♂️

Person 1: Hey, look a ferret
Person 2: wow cool
You/Me : No,thats Draco the bouncing ferret

Ferret by Alex Malfoy 7 December 19, 2019

Ferret 

Ok now kids this is purely for educating kids

DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME

U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means

Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit

Oh shit

Oh shit

I said the name

RUN

Ferret is cumming 🍆

Ferret by Whipster machine is a van February 22, 2020

Ferret 

An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.

Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.

'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.

Ferret by TJ247 April 4, 2020

Ferret 

A strange weasel looking creature that some people have as pets.

“My pet ferret was taken to the veterinarian yesterday after he threw up.”

Ferret by Hickory Bush September 2, 2020

Ferret 

Draco Malfoy

Oh look, it's Malfoy the ferret

Ferret by nice.nice November 28, 2020

Ferret 

A pedophile, this is because of bullshit censorship to protect yulkytulky.

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a pedo

(Redacted) : no, this displeases me

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a ferret

Ferret by Igor- December 2, 2020