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Craig Ferguson

Scottish late-night tv host, who also acts and writes novels. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson can be seen at 12:35/11:35c on CBS, after Letterman.

Despite not having a band or "A-list" guests, Craig is consistently funny 5 days a week, with improvised monologues, puppets, viewer emails, and sketches. He frequently does sketches about Sean Connery, Michael Caine, and Prince Charles.

Craig has also been in The Drew Carey Show, and has written two novels: Between The Bridge and the River, and his autobiography American on Purpose, which comes out on September 22, 2009.

In my opinion, the best late-night tv show out there.
1. Friend: "Want to come to my house for a party tonight?"
Me: "No thanks, I'll be watching Craig Ferguson"

2. Apartment above me: "Ughhh we can't sleep because they're laughing so loud at Craig Ferguson. Maybe we should watch him.....*turn tv on*......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
by scubasaurus July 31, 2009
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Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.
Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!

Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!
by unlemongoose September 19, 2009
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Craig Ferguson

Scottish comedian on late-night-TV, whose show airs after Letterman. His humor is characterized by anecdotes about his years in Scotland or his alcoholism, running jokes about the likes of OJ, Bill Clinton, and Elton John, and catchphrases such as "Remind you of anyone?" and "Sit down, relax, take off your pants."
Craig Ferguson: Sit down, relax, take off your pants. (pause) You too, ladies.
Me: This guy is great.
Anyone nearby: Whatever you say.
by typacsk January 12, 2009
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A really hot girl on snapchat that takes her clothes off and gives oneself a 'jolly erection'
I saw sedgy fergo's story on snapchat and passed out because of the lack of blood in my head due to my massive hard on!
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Craig Ferguson

THE funniest late night talk show host right now. He's genuine, he strays from the same-ole' stuff of Conan, Jay and Dave, and he's just hilarious. It's worth staying up late to watch him.
Person 1: "Did you see Craig Ferguson last night?"
Person 2: "Nope, I watched Jay Leno."
Person 1: "Oh...Jay...that's a perfect way to waste time. Craig is an actual comedian."
by shlamadiggity February 13, 2010
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The ultimate burger place.

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has all the hook ups and shit you need at anytime of day or night.

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this place has a fluffer, but not the porn kind.
i had a sweet Fergburger!
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craig fergeson

host of the late late night show, spelled Craig Ferguson...
its not craig fergeson, its craig ferguson dumb ass...LRN2SPELL
by tempaccount September 23, 2007
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