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Femophile

25-30 year old female who finds adolesent males sexually attractive. Commonly in a rut due to losing their youth and making a last ditch attempt to seem young. The species may vary usually wearing a thick protective layer of foundation and heavy eye shadow, to mask the ravages of age. Usually the males accept this to brag to peers not fully understanding the seriousness of being selected by a predator.

Also see simple male.
Femophile: Phwarrr he's fit!!

Friend: Julie, your twice his age.

Femophile: So, I could totally hit that!

Friend: ....
by lijowe March 17, 2009
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Femoid

I tried to explain to her that Charlie Kirk is actually more of a libertarian than a conservative, and this femoid didn’t even know what a libertarian was.
by Avengerq November 22, 2019
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femosterone

1. the fuel of Feminist zeitgeist.

2. of or pertaining to masculine gender qualities among females
The womens liberation movement was fueled by hundreds of years of oppression, and the femosterone of stagnant female factory workers expected to return to the household role prescribed to them by US men following WWII.
by jefferino69 October 5, 2009
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femoral artery

A huge ass artery in your leg.
Peter cut his femoral artery... he's dead now.
by millionmax May 26, 2010
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femonstrate

(v) A) Applying feminine principals to a person, place, thing, or event. B) The practice of woman-speak in group settings. C) an outward display of support for women's causes.
(n) Femonstrator: A) someone who protests on behalf of women's issues. B) someone who protests against mysogynist messages.
(n) Femonstration: A) A gathering in support of women's rights.
They gathered to femonstrate against actions to cut contraceptive coverage for women.
by Chubby Nice-nice August 28, 2012
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Femocrite

A feminist, male or female, who claims to be campaigning for equality for all, but, in fact, only campaigns to correct equalities where the woman is disadvantaged.

Femocrites are found widely distributed throughout the media and are increasing in numbers at an alarming rate. When challenged, they are usually unable to provide examples to contradict the accusation.
The femocrite who wrote the article complained about the lack of high ranking women in the military, but did not suggest that male-only military service should be extended to include women.

She went on to complain that clothes for baby girls are often in pink without questioning the fact that clothes for baby boys are often blue.
by See both sides May 31, 2014
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Femorrhoid

When a woman's vagina is so prolapsed and her cervix has been so destroyed through penetration, one or more of her ovaries hang out.
Dave: "Man, Amy was such a whore that she had a femorrhoid!"

Pete: "Doesn't surprise me. I'm dead inside"
by man room May 14, 2009
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