self-fellatio

The art of performing a blowjob upon ones-self.

Dude, that guy can suck his own dick!
He is a true master of self-fellatio.

by stranga614 January 4, 2012

Falatio

to give head or a blow job

i'm an expert at falatio

by 1jessica3 May 17, 2008

auto fellatio

The act of sucking your own cock

I heard Rob could do auto fellatio. Pretty weird shit.

by Himura February 22, 2004

fellatio

Oral sex performed on a man, like Monica Lewinsky did to Bill Clinton.

Every Thursday he engaged in degrading forms of sodomy, fellatio and cunnilingus.

by GuidoPosse69 February 3, 2005

fecalate

The act of excreting fecal matter out of ones anus. i.e. to shit

Man, I got to get to the bathroom before I fecalate in my pants.

by fracex January 24, 2007

fellatio pasta

A tasty type of pasta preparation that originated in Chicago, IL.

Yo, I was slurpin' down mad fellatio pasta the otha' night. That shit was fellated to perfection!

by will zhang April 4, 2008

cranial fecalitis

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.

I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?

by zdarius February 10, 2010