Flatuscents

(Flat, U, scents) noun The method of determining what someone ingested based upon the odor of their subsequent flatulent release.

Yeah so then we were going to the ... HEY! What's that smell?!?! You had Scottish eggs and beer again didn't you? I can tell by your flatuscents.

by The Grute Man October 4, 2010

feature creep

Feature creep or scope creep is what happens when a project (usually software) spirals out of control and starts to have features added to it that were not intended, were not in the original design, or were not paid for. Feature creep usually results in bad times for the builders of the project as well as the company they work for.

Feature creep is generally a result of poor management or a bad idea, in which nobody had the balls to say "no" to either the bad design in the first place, or to the guy who wanted to add the features (which can be as often one of the people building it as one of the people paying for it).

Feature creep has made its way into the public arena as mission creep, to describe a political or military adventure that has gone out of control in the same way, for the same reasons.

I would have been out partying this weekend, but thanks to feature creep, I was working all weekend instead.

by Severian July 8, 2004

superannuated flatus

Synonym for old fart.

Too many university faculty members wind up being superannuated flatuses over time. It's pasture time for them.

by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

Chicken Fetus

The pain resulting from spraying a cheesy, bloody substance from your penis while urinating. This usually results in the subject spraying said matter into the urinal while trying to have a conversation with a co-worker. Spraying subject usually spends the next few hours rocking back-and-forth in pain. The subject then becomes eligible for a complete anal exam and a trip to the "Special Room" where a camera (replete with cord) is inserted into the urethra.

Trevor had severe Chicken Fetus the other day and is now going to see the doctor.

by Humper Dumper April 11, 2011

Fetus Fatale

A Canadian band which consisted of 3 girls and Crystal Castles lead vocalist, Alice Glass. Before Glass was famous, this was the band she was in at age 15.

Hey you know that band, Fetus Fatale?" "No, who's that?" "It's the band Alice Glass was in before she was in Crystal Castles !

by CCISMYHEROIN November 5, 2010

Yeetus the Fetus

The action of throwing a young child or fetus.

To get an abortion

Timmy: My girlfriend just told me she’s pregnant

Kelvin: Tell her to yeetus the fetus

by Okurrking November 20, 2018

fetusing

The act of assuming a fetus like position in which the body is curled with knees into chest; this is commonly due to a high intake of THC; a symptom of the itis

Man, Marcus got too high again, looks like he's fetusing.

by project420 May 13, 2009