"Face Candidate". A girl who's so hot (but knows it) that you just want to blow your load on her face so she knows what it feels like to be treated dirty !!
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It came about from a good mate of mine when a couple of us lads were checking out the talent in our building during a fire drill and one of our favourites was there. She was just so hot but so up herself that the only way you'd be able to bring her down to earth would be to deposit a nice load of throat yogurt all over her fabulous face. Hence she was only a "candidate" because she hadn't been sprayed yet but was in the running !!
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It came about from a good mate of mine when a couple of us lads were checking out the talent in our building during a fire drill and one of our favourites was there. She was just so hot but so up herself that the only way you'd be able to bring her down to earth would be to deposit a nice load of throat yogurt all over her fabulous face. Hence she was only a "candidate" because she hadn't been sprayed yet but was in the running !!
by moisturiser July 16, 2004
by FC203 September 25, 2008
FCs or fake Christians like the concept of being Christian in theory, but rarely apply Jesus's teachings to daily life. FCs tend to be self-righteous and hypocritical.
What are those FCs Jonathan and Reuben doing at my door with a pamphlet about Jesus Christ? I saw the same FCs staring at young boys and stalking/harassing a guy they had issues with the last few months.
by jesuschristisnotreal January 17, 2022
FC stands for full combo. It is used in rhythm games when you finish a map while hitting every note.
by TheFightingProctor May 14, 2021
by You’ve been gnomed November 14, 2020