falsesymmetry

A British, female YouTuber who plays on the Hermitcraft Minecraft server, which is currently in season 7. She is well known for sarcasm and PVP ability, and for digging incredibly large holes.

FalseSymmetry, you've dug that hole big enough please just stop please for the love of fod

by rhysharris56 April 8, 2020

False Vandalism

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live

im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy

by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021

false nostalgia

Is a diversion of the normal nostalgia, but instead of being nostalgic about your own past its about something, someone o somewhere you never were to.

False nostalgia can be experienced mostly after seeing something you know if you saw as a child, you would have remembered for the rest of your life, but as far as you know you didnt. This makes you remember your past and what you actually did, combining your actual nostalgia for your past and the thing you are watching into false nostalgia without you realising.

someone : Im feeling nostalgic for New York.
some other person : ok
someone : ive never been.
some other person : probably false nostalgia

by Li9uid April 28, 2021

True Or False

A rhetorical question often used by douchebags to state facts. The correct answer is usually 'true'.

1.

Greg - "True or false: I banged Cindy last night!"

Herbert - "Uh... True"

Greg - "Yeah! True! High-Five!"

2.

Fred - "True or False, Camels have three eyelids on each eye?"

Pam - "False!"

Fred - "Nope, true!

by Socko_Detheroc December 9, 2008

False Alarm

Is when you spot a chick that you think is working with something, that looks good from far away and then when you get a closer look she ends up not meeting expectations

Damn! she look like she got a donk oh wait........never mind false alarm :-(

by MandoBurger August 24, 2010

False Hope

To look forward to something that has a strong chance of not happening and you may or may not know it.

Im constantly given false hope when people say me and my ex will get back together.

by pctv October 11, 2007

False optimist

Somebody that keeps trying to tell you it's all good between you and them (despite every indication to the contrary) or that you've forgiven and forgotten everything on their end, even though you're not forgiving or senile by nature.

The real cynics are the ones that seem to think everything is okay with everybody all the time, or that everything will be okay, so people shouldn't worry. That is false optimism, and people (a false optimist) who think that way are not good liars.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021