facebomb

To comment, like, and do anything to make sure you've left your presence on someone's facebook page

Usually ending in 99 notifications when the user (victim) logs in. All from you!

a) I logged into my account only to find I'd been facebombed!

b) Hay Mikey,

Yeah Jamie?,

Let's Facebomb Kat's profile!

Shot Facebomb!

by Jynxd1 October 21, 2010

Facebag

The famed website that inspired facebook. Facebag enabled users to upload images of themselves and friends drinking at clubs but did not allow users to log in, post events, tag photos, send messages, comment or post on walls. The eventual status function influenced twitter.

The website is currently on hiatus.

"Later today I will post these pics on Facebag."

by hoho-man May 16, 2009

faceboo

A faceboo is someone you have an online relationship with. You'll probably never meet your faceboo in person, especially if he or she lives in another state or even another country, but you still flirt on various social media.

So when you gonna hook up with that girl you keep chattin with?
Chill, son - she just my faceboo.

by alteregalitarian June 26, 2010

Facebaiting

Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.

Sally: Will anything good ever come into my life?

Bobby: Doubt it, dude. Stop Facebaiting.

by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011

facebitch

1. (noun) A name for facebook when people complain excessively in their status updates. 2. (noun) An affectionate term for a facebook friend. 3. (verb) Constantly complaining through one's facebook status. 4. (noun) An individual that complains through their facebook status often.

1. Susie posted on facebitch that her boyfriend dumped her. 2. Oh, yeah, Susie and I are facebitches! 3. I hate it when people facebitch constantly and won't get the **** out of my news feed. 4. Susie is such a facebitch. She updates her status so often it's ridiculous.

by BMH2611 April 28, 2009

facebaiting

The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.

After declaring in his status that "Rich has big news" - he was accused of facebaiting.

by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009

faceboob

Placing one's head between a pair of boobs to facilitate the rubbing of the face with the breasts.

'Do you mind if I faceboob you'
'Go ahead'
'Brrrllllrrrr*'

*faceboobing is often accompanied by sounds similar to those of a bluppy or raspberry

by lorinery September 23, 2009