Faizel

A person known to give glock glock 3000 to all the homies he knows

Are u a Faizel, because my dick loves that mouth of ours

by Faizel Hendricks October 19, 2022

Faifer

Someone who meows constantly and acts like a cat 24/7. You can sometimes observe a faifer walking around on all 4s trying to speak to a cat by meowing.

Person 1: mrau purrr purrrr miau :3
Person 2: You're such a faifer dude
Person 1: :E

by ThakinVunc June 6, 2023

fairerapy

The emotional boost one receives to their mental health by attending Renaissance or medieval fairs

Johnny bought a new sword at the Renaissance fair as his fairerapy.

by Joan Plantagenet August 4, 2024

Failer

A failer is an individual who has mastered the art of failure, elevating the act of not succeeding to a level of unparalleled expertise. This rare breed of person possesses an uncanny ability to turn even the simplest tasks into monumental flops, consistently achieving results opposite to those intended. While others may stumble upon failure accidentally, the failer navigates life with precision, transforming every endeavor into a spectacular fiasco. Their commitment to the craft of falling short is truly commendable, making them the inadvertent pioneers of underachievement.

The cocky dad came downstairs late, only to be third in the school drop-off line for his 10-year-old son, a true failer in the art of morning efficiency; as his son reveled in victory, "So now we see – his hate is greeeaaat."

by The One Forty Group January 9, 2024

Failer

A "fake" movie trailer that sucks so bad that it fails on every level and should never have been made.

Man, did you see that video on YouTube that tried to convince us that there was a new movie coming out that had the Brady Bunch kids as Starfleet officers on the bridge of the Enterprise for the latest Star Trek movie? WTF, what a failer.

by Scooter McPooter May 6, 2024

Fazer Haze Cycle

Fazer Haze Cycle refers to your friends promising they won’t leave you for a younger girl only to quickly become friends and shortly after become lovers.

Shrimple is following the Fazer Haze Cycle when he promised he wouldn’t!

by yunners67 July 1, 2024

jump failer

someone who sucks at going off ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and knows it.

cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.

by makutassead November 8, 2009