failbook

Something that occurs when you don't know whether to search "Facebook" or "Failblog," and you accidentally type in a combination of the two.

I meant to type in facebook, but I had failblog on the mind, so I accidentally searched failbook.

by Jaremaing July 13, 2009

failboat

any kind of vehicle that has tons of problems and possibly will explode at random.

Yo dawg I was cruisin on the highway when I raced a corvette ZR1 .. I was pullin on that guy mad easy until my motor blew !!!! This mazdaspeed 3 is such a peice of failboat.

by scatt nasty February 16, 2010

Failboat

The method of transport by which your friend travels/may be captain of.

You: My god, Mikey is so the captain of the Failboat.

by Count_Maniacal February 11, 2009

Failbook

a webshite where people enslave themselves their families and friends when they sign the user agreement contract.

also knowen as slavebook

Look Little Stew just signed up as a slave on failbook ... aww poor little fodder

by dimension-next August 29, 2017

Failbob

Living Devil that likes to get little kids into sexual activities. Lies and cheating are its daily activities. Dont not trust for this disgusting shit.

That person is just like a Failbob

by Suicidal ShitLord May 11, 2018

failbate

When you think you're beating off to an underage girl, but you find out that she's actually over 18.

I got so excited and rubbed one out when my neighbor's kid left her curtains open last night, but I realized it was a total failbate when I saw her at Costco signing up for a membership this morning.

by Mutard January 25, 2022

failboss

When being a girlboss goes south and becomes an impressive failure

Did you hear about that girl? She started the girlfight but hurt herself. She really failbossed there.

by burnerphone#17 December 7, 2024