facejacking

to post your own self-promoting information on a FaceBook page under the guise of being a friend or fan.

"That motherfucker Joe Schwartz wont stop facejacking his link onto everyone's page."

by Joe's Black T-Shirt May 4, 2010

Facebaffle

A mysterious or cryptic post on Facebook that is either only understood by a very small group of people or is complete non-sense. The proper facebaffle is never explained no matter if others inquire or not.

Suzy facebaffled when she posted “Last night I saw…WOW!” on Facebook then never explained what she meant.

by CSni July 18, 2009

facepalm

the new "epic fail"

a relatively new internet meme that is quickly gaining popularity.

a gesture used to empathise the hopelessness of someone else after they do or say something extremely retarded.

junaid: i want you to say sorry to my gf for calling her a bitch.
david: how did she find out i called her a bitch wtf????
junaid: i told her.
everyone: *FACEPALM*

by volound December 11, 2009

facealanche

When all of the ice in a cup simultaneously slides into your face and all over your clothes as you take a drink.

Charlie tried to get one last sip of soda, but got a facealanche instead.

by Okra Boy November 18, 2010

icelandic facemask

the act of shitting in a bag flattening it in to a pancake shape and freezing it. then when the victim is asleep take it out of the bag and rest it on there face. it will slowly melt by the morning when it is fully thawed out it will form a mask of faeces.

last night craig gave me the worst icelandic facemask ever.

by craig T shaw March 21, 2008

Facedating

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.

So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.

by Nectar man September 3, 2009

facegamer

A person who plays Facebook games and considers themselves a real gamer.

Tony thinks he knows RPGs because he plays Mafia Wars. What a facegamer!

by multislacker August 9, 2010