FACEPLANT

Hitting the ground face first. Also: auger, digger, soil sample, spring planting.

For a fine example - click on the link:
www.patglennon.net/images/faceplant.jpg

by PGDN April 16, 2004

Facepalm.jpg

1)Facepalm.jpg, this may be interjected to indicate failure and or disappointment in a user as opposed to the ever famous facepalm image...

User 1's comment)ZOMG I LOVE GAIA!!!

User 2's Comment) Facepalm.jpg

by Facepalm.jpg June 25, 2008

facepaws

Something furries do when "normal" people would cover their face with their hands, either scared, just playing, or whatever.

Oh no! Not the buttsecks! *facepaws*

by Keesa Stripetail December 12, 2006

Dutch Faceplant

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.

Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.

by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010

facebanking

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook

'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''

by daniel75iv August 4, 2012

Facepalm

Because words are not suitable to describe how dumb that was.

Random Ass Dude: HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
Sophisticated Dude: *Facepalm*

by Chazorlette March 18, 2009

facepalm

usually an image posted on a message board or online blog that expresses disgust over one person's idiocy.

FACEPALM. because expressing how dumb that was in words just doesn't work.

by commonsense101 November 2, 2008