facebaiter

A Facebooker who only ever comments on posts with the intention of calling into question the tastes or opinions of the original poster. Posts deliberately belittling or snide comments only likely to cause the originator offense or to reply in a defensive manner, provoking a 'Facespat'.

A worthy and heartfelt post on German athletes rainbow coloured uniforms for the Olympics to be held in anti-gay Russia:

Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'

by KumquatKing October 4, 2013

Facebanged

When Someone pokes you on Facebook enough times that they possibly reached some weird Orgasm, Or euphoric state by jabbing their dirty minded greasy fingers into your cyber hot box!

Hey guy, I'm gonna get home & make sure Jamie gets Facebanged! She is so hot. Reality tells me that I'm not good enough for her in society! But Facebook lets me shove things in her you wouldn't believe! Last night I fucked her with the remote for the TV!

by Hammitch January 8, 2017

Facehugger

A sci-fi inspired sexual act usually performed by a male and a female participating in missionary or cowgirl. When the male is approaching orgasm he puts his thumbs together and inserts them as deep as he can into the sexual partners mouth and firmly grabs each cheek with the corresponding fingers of each hand resembling a facehugger. The resulting effect is a tightening of the vaginal wall as the gag reflex begins taking effect, thus increasing the intensity of the males climax. Prolonged use of the facehugger can be used for erotic asphyxiation. Note a Double facehugger can be achieved when the move is conducted by both participants upon one another simultaneously.

The facehugger first appears in the hit sci-fi movie Alien (1979).

"Last night Chad gave me a facehugger, I've never felt him come inside me so hard before."
Last night I gave Tiffany a facehugger, she nearly threw up!"

by Mr_Milky January 9, 2022