ethiopian dirt draggers

Saggy breasts that droop down near the belly button.

I bet that girl in the bikini has ethiopian dirt draggers.

by BeasterBastard October 12, 2005

Ethiopian mud mask

When you shit on your partner's chest during sexual exploits, then use the shit to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner's face. Bonus points for cucumber slices on the eyes.

Diana was surprised when Andy requested that he start his morning with an Ethiopian mud mask. She obliged and proceeded to shit on Andy's chest and rub the steaming pile into his T-zone. Luckily she still had two slices of cucumber from dinner for his puffy eyes.

by d.knitster July 10, 2010

Ethiopian Death Wheel

An ethiopian death wheel is a natural defence mechanism by native Ethiopians to escape sudden and life threatning danger. When extream danger presents it self, ethiopians can stand fully erect and begin to cartwheel away from the
perceived danger at speeds of 35mph to 45mph.

When a lion appeared in the local market place, all the ethiopian shoppers fromed an ethiopian death wheel and cartwheeled to safety.

by maxwell3 April 11, 2011

Ethiopian Sex

A poorer version of normal sex.

"Wow, Ethiopia is poor."

Ethiopian Sex

by Isaiah Moon August 25, 2011

ethiopian titties

When a young woman's titties sag to the belly button and their nipples point downward they are ethiopian titties.

Did you see that female that moved in the apartment next door, she got ethiopian titties. Tits breasts boobs hooters

by pookie_1 July 23, 2016

Ethiopia Weed

Marijuana that gives one the munchies so severe, that no matter how much one eats, one still feels starving.

Make sure you have plenty to eat, this is Ethiopia Weed.

by Elizabeth90125 May 15, 2011

Ethiopian Desert Dance

If youre looking for a way to cool down in the desert, try this move: the man lays face up on a flat surface, fully erect of course, while his naked lady friend hangs from a ceiling fan and has one shot to land on the prize. Take caution: this move is only for experienced lovers.

Nick waits patiently while Val hangs on to the fan, preparing for the Ethiopian Desert Dance.

by The fantastic whore July 11, 2011