fire extinguisher

A humorous way to say "penis". This term also refers to the fact that a fire extinguisher squirts water to put out fire, and so could someone's penis by urinating.

Someone: "What's that bulge on your pants?"
Funny guy: "It's my fire extinguisher!"

A douchebag throws a cigarette on a dry ground
Someone: Hey, this could start a fire!
Funny guy: "Luckily, I brought my fire extinguisher with me" then whips out his penis and urinates on the cigarette.

by Steini kallinn June 20, 2010

eating disorder cute

A girl who is especially attractive partly because she is thin.

Did you see that girl at the burger joint?

You mean the one that's eating disorder cute?

by Chas501 February 1, 2017

Eating the feces of knowledge

A man who takes a dump on stage throw at people and I'm smarter than you because I eat the feces of knowledge

GG eating the feces of knowledge

by Kingofdick December 21, 2019

Eating For Two

One of the most common terms for pegnancy.

My wife is 'eating for two' suddenly. Wait...could she be???

by talk2me-JCH2 March 15, 2022

Eating disorder

Eating disorder:
A fucking bitch of a disorder that ruins your life and relationships 🥲👍.
NB: everyone has different eating disorder experiences. You don't have to be really skinny or overweight to have n eating disorder.

Friend: hey wanna go and eat something

Me: I am not hungry right now.

Friend: But you didn't eat breakfast

Me: *intense sweating*

Friend: Do you have an eating disorder?

by CryingOnTheCeiling March 6, 2021

Eating things

The proper name for food

I like to eat eating things

by Joshey2284 May 14, 2021

cheese eating surrender monkeys

The French, collectively, as a people.
From the Simpsons, said by groundskeeper willy when substituting for a french class,

Bonjour ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

by Subeej March 31, 2003