Escapistize

1) To repeatedly and vigorously cram something down another person's throat

2) To disproportionately value the opinions of idiots with no talent

1) I used to like that new song, but the radio's Escapistized it.

2) I used to enjoy going to that website, but they Escapistized a bunch of trolls and now I can't stand about half their articles.

by CaiusCaligula January 21, 2011

financial escape velocity

It occurs when income earned from your investments is consistently greater than your spending, allowing you to live off of your savings indefinitely.

I'll retire once I've achieved financial escape velocity.

by trapclap January 3, 2015

Watchlist Escape Velocity

When your list of shows to watch starts growing faster than you can watch them.

“I keep finding new shows. At this rate, I’ll never be able to finish them all! I think I’ve hit watchlist escape velocity.”

by TheGreatKatyusha October 27, 2020

DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN

the old lead singer of this band shit his pants from screaming too hard on stage, good times

DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN bring the sick mosh brah

by Russian Mike September 28, 2004

escapade

a carefree adventure in which a group of individuals runs about late at night, preferably scnatily dressed.

"were going on an escapade tonight!"

by fabio12345 March 7, 2009

The Great Escape

Once you are finished having sex and the girl goes to wash up, you grab your stuff and run away.

"Man, after Moe screwed me he pulled the great escape, that son of a bitch"

by Mosmack August 9, 2005

Escapologist

Noun. (pronounced: es'cap·ol'o·gist). One who seeks to escape the imaginary manacles of modern life: work, debt, government, leisure industries, status and anxiety.

Derived from the stage magic of Escapology. Used metaphorically.

Coined by the satirical publication, New Escapologist.

"He is an Escapologist"
"She is an Escapologist"

by flappedjack September 4, 2009