Erectile Destruction

The opposite of erectile dysfunction. Basically, if you have Erectile Destruction, you are hard 24/7 and can destroy any pussy with your absolute unit of a donger.

Jerry:"Hey Gary I have Erectile Destruction!"
Gary:"No, Jerry, you have AIDS."

by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018

trans erectile

A trans gender with a projectile projection.

james fitzgerald is a trans erectile

by Lachlan Tettly August 22, 2017

Erectile Dysfunction

When ur dick don't work

bruh he got erectile dysfunction lol

by elonmuskishot April 26, 2020

Erectangle

When your piece forms a quadrilateral.

Kiera Knightly gave me an Erectangle.

by Horosko April 7, 2006

erectile tissue

The flesh inside the penis, that supports the function for the penis to erect.

Doctor, Doctor! I can't get an erction anymore, because someone slashed my moonerr.
Do you think they've destroyed my erectile tissue?

by erectism January 11, 2008

erectile destruction

the state of being depressed after being rebuffed or rejected by a beautiful woman

Shortly after Jerry was turned down for a date, he suffered from erectile destruction.

by the fighting pansies July 1, 2009

erectile dyslexia

Impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships between the anus and the vagina. Often a fall back excuse men use when trying to put the peen in the other hole during intercourse. Erectile dyslexia can be also referred to as "Special E.D."

"babe you're going in the wrong--"
"oh sorry, it's my erectile dyslexia..."
"Oh that's okay, Special E.D. is a real issue these days"

by BowserBallz December 3, 2018