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emotaku

1. One who is totally obsessed with emo, and everything emo. One who is very well versed in all things emo. All they think about is emo and how to make people know they like emo, are emo, or admire emo. One who spends all their time and money on understanding, disectiong, and/or being emo. An obsessed emo, or one obsessed WITH emo.

2. One who is emo or likes emo, and likes anime and/or manga.
Joseph Politz is the MASTER of ALL emotaku!
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emocaust

The final solution to the emo problem.

Emo is a false genre of music wherein its misled adherents believe they are part of a new subgenre of music, but in reality, emo is nothing more than melancholy pop music and/or homogenized bad metal with whiny/screaming vocals. The emos pride themselves on contrived negativity, false sense of insight and depth, and have adopted the standardized emo uniform in all its bland unoriginality (backward, angular mullet see:emotenuse, tight girls' jeans, tight T-shirts, Converse high-tops, and sullen expression).

The emocaust would solve the emo problem once and for all. All emo clones would be gathered into concentraton camps, and sent to "showers" of good music, which would reawaken the mind and return the emo zombie to a productive, self-determined future.
If I were president, I would build concentration camps for all the legions of emo clones, and then I would shower them with happiness and the emocaust would be complete!
by Marcus Solomon January 6, 2008
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emofagman

1. An emofag who despite being extremely emofag-like hooks up with the hottest chicks, but is obviously in a completely platonic relationship.

2.An emofag whose powers are so advanced that it makes him invincible.
Dusty Dinkleman from the movie "Just Friends"
is emofagman
by Danius August 16, 2006
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emoho

An emo whore that has sex all the time to make themselves feel of worth
Janna: "I am sad. Let's have sex"

Billy: "You emoho!"
by MrPui December 9, 2008
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emotarded

This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly
Your singing is so weak, you must be emotarded
by Artthetrumpetman January 26, 2007
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Emolay

A very high spirited person who will be there for you when you need comfort. This person will never leave your side. They'll keep your secrets until they die and will never talk about you. They are the funny type of person. They'all make you laugh for days over something that wasn't even that funny. This person is a hippie type of person.
Are you down? You need to talk to Emolay.
by Jøsh Dun December 19, 2016
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emobagging

Using language in a way that loads a concept with unnecessary emotionally-charged baggage.
Person A "We're all going to hell!"
Person B "Quit emobagging, we're not going to hell…"
by Aesthir July 19, 2018
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