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a arty preson who wares lowpants an is blackhaired studdedbelted and weres tight t'shirts and writes pomes
curt you emofag
emofag by curt September 6, 2003

Wannabe emofag 

A kid that is a real loser, thinks that he/she is "uber" cool and that everyone likes them, the truth?
We dont, they will change how they look and the people that they hang aroud with at a moments notice so that people think that they are cool, will even sink as low to pretend to be drunk....sad sad children
They hang around with kids that will accept them, most often werid emo kids that changed there image to stay "cool" afew years before, a Wannabe emofag will then change their image to fit in with them so they jump on the band wagon. Litle do they know that they actually piss off everyone around them, even the people that they thought where their friends.
In Joe's head: hey im so cool, i dont need friends i can just chill with my supposed "emo" buddies, fuck my old friends im sooo much cooler than them.

Me: Well i never liked him in the first place, that kid is such a wannabe emofag!
*months later*
Stacey: You know what, Joe is a fag!
Me: Oh yes high-five, see i told you.
Wannabe emofag by "J" December 10, 2008

gaydead emofag 

A homosexual male over the age of 30 that wears the clothing of a 13 year old emo boy. Often wears makeup (guyliner) and dyes his hair non-natural colors. Mistakenly believes he is sexually attractive.
Dude that gaydead emofag looks like he's 40 but he think's he's a teenager! LOL!
gaydead emofag by Oni-Dracula May 26, 2010

emofaggotry 

emotive hardcore punk rock homosexuality at its finest and wrist slashing
X: Dude, I'm so gay for Hawthorne Heights that I cut my wrist and jerk off at the same time while bleeding to death... The world hates me.

Y: I don't think you have a life. Enjoy you emofaggotry
emofaggotry by WristSlasherXXX March 4, 2009

emoragequit

To leave an online competitive game ranting, raving, swearing at your team and opponents alike. Usually out of anger due to an event occuring within the game which you are unable to take responsibility for.

Very much like a standard ragequit but with more emotion involved which causes no end of amusement for onlookers. An emoragequit may even be provoked or desired by opponents.
emoragequitter: why did you kill me you fucking tard?
emoragequitter: i didn't do anything to you
emoragequitter: people like you are jerks
emoragequitter: go and fuck yourself
emoragequitter has gone offline
emoragequit by emoragequitter August 10, 2009
The Top Ten Identifiers of an emo fag:

1a. Black hair that is engineered to look messy and greasy (though not spiky enough to be "punk") and must cover at least 60% of the face. Note: Do not confuse this with a much broader range of stupid looking, messy on purpose hair, usually belonging to a scenester.
1b. If the hair is not ridiculously greasy and/or black, the hair is preened in some ridiculously outdated and hideous style, that, again, must cover at least 60% of the face.
2. Girl's jeans. My personal theory is that they wear these pants to accentuate their genitalia, but as we all know that emo fags never have any use for their genitalia
3a. A very tight argyle sweater, even in the summer time.
3b. A very tight T-shirt, maybe a girl's "babydoll" T-shirt, usually adorned with a picture of a band that is very hard to listen to.
4. Extreme skinniness, not natural thinness, but more of an emaciated form, almost as if they are too sad to eat.
5. An uncomfortable looking scarf, even in hot weather. Usually in some ironic, plaid or striped pattern.
6. (Optional) Trite box-frame glasses, used to make said emo fag look intellectual. In many cases, these glasses are non-prescription. If in any event you discover that an emo fag you see is wearing glasses they do not need, it is policy to grab and destroy these, preferrably in front of him and his emo fag friends.
7. Converse All-Star shoes, mainly black (and sometimes they will spend extra money to get the kind with black rubber), but some presistent emo fags will go out of their way to purchase this style of shoe in some garish pastel color off the Internet. They will 9 times out of 10 be in pristine condition (due to having 15 pairs), save for some Sharpie markings, usually some band name, or ridiculous lyrics.
8. A black leather belt with some form of metal stud worn around the beltline, but stupidly enough not threaded through the belt loops.
9. (Optional) Cliche tattoos/piercings, including a Cal Star (aka Nautical Star), lobe plugs (usually not ridiculously big like those body mod freakshows who don't like dealing with that pesky job market), barbed wire. Note: Some emo fags are too young to get piercings or tattoos, so they just tell everyone about what they're going to get. Sadly enough, this trend will have passed by the time they are old enough to get mutilated.
10. Really bad taste.
If you've been at a college in the last 3 years, you know what I'm talking about.
emo fag by Mr. Bone Daddy November 21, 2004
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