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1- A whiny bitch who somehow got his hands on a guitar and sings like a eunuch whilst dressed as a nerd

2- Someone who likes emo music; a fagmort
"I'm gonna get some nerdy glasses, a hundred dollar guitar, and fail at leapfrogging over a fire hydrant so that I may sing like an emofag."

"Dashboard Confessional? You fail at life, emofag."
by Batrastard July 31, 2003
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The Top Ten Identifiers of an emo fag:

1a. Black hair that is engineered to look messy and greasy (though not spiky enough to be "punk") and must cover at least 60% of the face. Note: Do not confuse this with a much broader range of stupid looking, messy on purpose hair, usually belonging to a scenester.
1b. If the hair is not ridiculously greasy and/or black, the hair is preened in some ridiculously outdated and hideous style, that, again, must cover at least 60% of the face.
2. Girl's jeans. My personal theory is that they wear these pants to accentuate their genitalia, but as we all know that emo fags never have any use for their genitalia
3a. A very tight argyle sweater, even in the summer time.
3b. A very tight T-shirt, maybe a girl's "babydoll" T-shirt, usually adorned with a picture of a band that is very hard to listen to.
4. Extreme skinniness, not natural thinness, but more of an emaciated form, almost as if they are too sad to eat.
5. An uncomfortable looking scarf, even in hot weather. Usually in some ironic, plaid or striped pattern.
6. (Optional) Trite box-frame glasses, used to make said emo fag look intellectual. In many cases, these glasses are non-prescription. If in any event you discover that an emo fag you see is wearing glasses they do not need, it is policy to grab and destroy these, preferrably in front of him and his emo fag friends.
7. Converse All-Star shoes, mainly black (and sometimes they will spend extra money to get the kind with black rubber), but some presistent emo fags will go out of their way to purchase this style of shoe in some garish pastel color off the Internet. They will 9 times out of 10 be in pristine condition (due to having 15 pairs), save for some Sharpie markings, usually some band name, or ridiculous lyrics.
8. A black leather belt with some form of metal stud worn around the beltline, but stupidly enough not threaded through the belt loops.
9. (Optional) Cliche tattoos/piercings, including a Cal Star (aka Nautical Star), lobe plugs (usually not ridiculously big like those body mod freakshows who don't like dealing with that pesky job market), barbed wire. Note: Some emo fags are too young to get piercings or tattoos, so they just tell everyone about what they're going to get. Sadly enough, this trend will have passed by the time they are old enough to get mutilated.
10. Really bad taste.
If you've been at a college in the last 3 years, you know what I'm talking about.
by Mr. Bone Daddy November 21, 2004
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One who listens to emo music, wears silly glasses and/or cries at the sunset. Also often a latent homosexual. Offensive term.
Gez, you big emofag, you've matched your shoes, t shirt and hair accessories.
by Minipip September 16, 2003
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A person that listens to emo. The dress in tight jeans, scarves, have messy hair (it's supposed to be like that) and they wear girl's skinny-fit tshirts. May or may not have box glasses. Has a lip piercing off-centre. Normally very skinny. They are in touch with their feminine side (read: vagina) and cry when people die in soap operas. Apparently, it makes them more 'vulnerable' and 'emotional.'
Shut the hell up, you emo fag.

You listen to emo, fag.

Listening to emo has turned you into a bitch. Make me a sandwich and get me a beer, emo fag.
by Dan. August 20, 2004
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A male emo kid that performs sexual acts with another emo male in hopes of attracting females, creating a paradox. Their homosexual acts are why the word fag is used to describe them.
Non EMO 1: So why the hell are those two emo boys making out?

Non EMO 2: They're doing it to attract females so they'll have sex with them.

Non EMO 1: Wait....what?

Non EMO 2: Yea I know, real emo fags those two are.
by someguy73 February 02, 2007
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Stupid queerbaits that contradict themselves. They call everybody outside their group conformists, yet they conform to conform which means they're complete fucking hypocrites. They also wonder why nobody likes them when they're constantly depressed and no fun to be around.
emo fag: "WTF, i only got $500 for allowance this week *cries*. My life is so unfair...I'll write a song about it *cut wrists*. I can't get a girlfriend because girls just don't understand me *masturbates*"
by merschdawg April 17, 2006
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puritan: emotional-hardxcore homosexuals(used only by real emo fags)
casual/street: Derogatory term used to degrade emo kids by people who hate them because of how they dress and act.
Billy) Im gonna go kick the shit out of those emo fags...
Jimmy) Dont even bother, they'll just go home and write more bad poetry about it...
by Dr. Awesome June 26, 2006
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