Emolay 

A very high spirited person who will be there for you when you need comfort. This person will never leave your side. They'll keep your secrets until they die and will never talk about you. They are the funny type of person. They'all make you laugh for days over something that wasn't even that funny. This person is a hippie type of person.

Are you down? You need to talk to Emolay.

Emolay by Jøsh Dun December 19, 2016

Emoly 

a seemingly emo emily

Looky, Looky, here comes Emoly in her Emobile

Emoly by Emily March 24, 2004

Emoland 

A ironic playground for emo kids/teens, where the poor unfortunate tortured souls can set thier fears in motion. A intense place where everyone with depressed thoughts linger at one point and time.

While I lived in emoland the lawn always cut it's self.

Emoland by Kate Monster June 2, 2011

emoly 

A girl named Emily. That has been labeled "emo"

Jerk-Hah look at emoly
Idiot-Hah Emoly Good one buddy

emoly by HedCandy December 26, 2007

emolyrics 

A blurty community that consists of:

(1.) Teenaged girls who write pathetic stories about themselves and how abused, ugly, unwanted, but at the same time, how wonderful and original they are. Their work is praised only by their friends or their followers, although it requires no actual talent. They claim Chuck Palahniuk is their God, although they don't understand his writing. They just think it sounds creative and quick-witted... Just like themselves, of course. They are either really fat, ugly, or a combination of the two. They have a circle of e-friends who think they are clever and witty just because they spend years on an online community. In actuality, they are just hypocrites who are too lame to get friends in real life.

(2.) 14-year-old trendwhores whose only knowledge of emo are crappy bands like Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At The Disco. Oh, and let's not forget From First To Last! Their userpic features them at a weird angle and in high contrast. They usually have their hand over their mouth, imitating a "shocked look", or a peace sign with a "gangster" expression on their face. Despite the fact that you can hardly see their face, somehow you can still manage to see their surplus of eyeliner. They usually type out their lyrics Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word Like This, because they are illiterate morons who don't know their way around a keyboard.

(3.) Fat girls who pretend to be boys for attention that they obviously don't get in real life. They usually fake pictures from MySpace whores that have 903249384 friends and get caught within a matter of days. Despite the fact that they continuously get found out, they come back with another account the very next day. Somehow they convince some stupid girl to fall in love with them and they start a whole e-relationship. This girl eventually realizes she was probably e-dating a girl.

(1.) Meg.

(2.) Every other girl on emolyrics.

(3.) Every other girl on emolyrics who claimed to be a boy.

emolyrics by GuessWhoCunts April 28, 2006

emlay 

a totally raddical way to explain a person. someone who is very talented, caring & almost perfect.

cydne;; whoa, you acting so emlay.
sam;; aww thanks!!

emlay by SAMANTHARAY May 6, 2006

emola  

Emola is a highly infectious disease that spreads rapidly through humans and causes severe injury to those infected or even death.

Emola spreads quickly through humans although it strangely has a higher transmition rate in those aged 13 to 24. Anyone can come down with the disease but the elderly and young infants to toddlers rarely come down with it.

Emola is spread through shared needles, most bodily fluids including tears and in some rare cases emails or other forms of electronic communication such as MySpace, FaceBook, web sites promoting rock bands or online dictionaries that define terms in pop culture.

Symptoms of emola include uncontrollable crying, tendency to complain, tendency to inflict personal harm, tendency to cause property damage, addiction to social networking sites, addiction to the color black, addiction to rock music with high-pitched vocal ranges and heavy use of power chords, uncontrollable harsh criticism of anything for no apparent reason and may possibly lead oneself to committ suicide. Treatment includes many different options but mostly includes sitting in a nearly deserted room with no sharp objects colored with bright colors with a smiling psychologist from some big-name university or college sitting in front of you with just a table in between the 2 of you with a "mirror" on one wall and hidden cameras placed everywhere in the room.

There is no known prevention for emola at this time except staying away from people who have contracted the disease and cutting off all forms of communication with them.

I really hope Susan gets over her case of emola , she screamed at me last weekend because I wasn't wearing black and I didn't bring my pocketknife for her.

emola by Sid Barrett January 9, 2008