Ejaculant

-Adj.

1. To look like you have just masturbated

2. To appear to be a chronic masturbator

Person 1: Well you're looking quite ejaculant today

Person 2: Yeah, I jerked-off like 20 minutes, hahaha!

by Joshel ;) May 13, 2011

ejaculate

The end product of ejaculation.

After plenty of fun and games (wink wink, say no more) the male genetalia had already produced a multitude of ejaculate on the female partners face.

by Headladn June 29, 2014

Ejaculate

To have oil spit from a pot while deep frying.

The oil ejaculated while the penis shaped beigne was in the pot.

by Penis_Beigne May 29, 2010

ejaculitis

The lethargic feeling felt approximately 10 minutes post-ejaculation.
This can be from a taxing fap session or a sweet love making.

Jon came down with an aggressive case of ejaculitis after his night out clubbing.

by lbeesntdeirx September 19, 2014

Ejaculate

What a Yorkshireman jays to Jack when he’s not on time

-Jack not arriving on time-

“Ejaculate”

by Rose_Ting November 20, 2020

Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant

The small ejaculation that occurs less than an hour after real ejaculation.

After I masturbated last night, I took a shower and was clean in my bed, and all of a sudden I felt a small dampness in my boxers. I found that it was Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant

by D1EN0M1TE July 08, 2009

ejaculant

Noun: Haverford slang for the ejaculate.

Monkeys fling their ejaculant.

by Ben Webster March 04, 2004