Expedient

to speed up, to push along, to make faster

May the wind of a thousand sea cucumbers expedient your arrival

by n-doggie May 10, 2009

expediate

v. 1) To use Expedia.com 2) To celebrate the check you get if someone books your hotel for less, usually by having a fun night.

Husband: "Look dear, we got our check from Expedia! I guess someone booked our hotel for less!"

Wife: "Wow Jim, that's great, we'll go expediate after dinner tonight!"

by steelers172 May 13, 2010

expedenture

An adventure that leaves you with a changed outlook. Specifically, traveling and taking risks (either physically or mentally) resulting in a memorable experience that provides for new knowledge or personal growth.

A: Our expedenture to Mexico was great! Spending time in a different country changed my life!

B: Like the time we got stuck out in the middle of nowhere and all we had was a 12-case of Tecate and a can of beans?

A: Oh yeah...

by C. Caruso June 3, 2006

eeper

Newborn pet rats. Commonly used amongst people who love, breed, or rescue fancy rats. A term of endearment, unlike the pejorative pinky, which generally refers to a baby rodent destined to be fed to a reptile.

Snowy had 14 little eepers last night and they are all pink-eyed whites.

by theotherwoodrat February 26, 2011

eeper

an item you see that you have absolutely no idea what it is, what is does or what it is for.

She has lots of eepers in her kitchen drawers

by Alaska Dave January 19, 2009

Expediance

the fiasco associated with a trip booked via a particular online travel agency

Guy1: "Hey, how did you enjoy the vacations you booked online?"

Guy2: "Oh, holy crap... it was a complete Expediance!!! The retards at the travel agency made a good job: the flight was delayed for hours, before finally being cancelled - since the airline didn't exist. The 'exclusive hotel' included in the package burned down, before it was even built. Luckily, the vouchers for the rental car were stolen by the employee of the car hire company - along with the car. And the idiots from E$#@&%*.com didn't reimburse a penny!"

Guy2: "Guess what! That's the 'genuine advantage' of a Microsoft company..."

by Hitchhiker2Frustration October 16, 2010

Expediebriation

Having become inebriated so fast that you can barely remember when you started.

The roots of the word are "expediate" and, of course, "inebriation".

"Dude, bro, I'm so drunk. How long ago did we start?"

"Dude, I can't even remember..."

"Dude, look at the clock!"

"Dude... we started like 10 minutes ago!"

"Duuude! How'd that happen?"

"Must be expediebriation."

"How do you spell that?"

Warning: Consumption of Four Loko or any other carbonated and caffienated malt beverage may cause expediebriation.

by Dude! Bro! April 27, 2011