Ejumpulate

Jumping while ejaculating to achieve a higher arc or spray.

Ejumpulate: to blast a mighty blast of ejaculate high into the air by jumping simultaneously to climax.

He shot the cieling with a mighty ejumpulation.

"Well, sit down and let me tell you about the art of ejumpulating." "How did it get on the cieling?!"

by Bloodrocutor September 20, 2015

Edumuhkayshun

Education, but antiintellectual. Education of the street arts/smarts. Education of minimal or lesser value.

I go to school to get my edumuhkayshun.

by Dullahan, Cat September 7, 2017

Edumacate

A butchered version of educate my teacher uses.

My teacher: imma edumacate you on stuff

Me:thinking,,,,,OHMYGOSH ITS EDUCATE!

by TTDaSavage September 26, 2018

Edumacation

A form of action of one person teaching the other person how to do something. It is Like educating some one only it is a better way to say it.

Education ? You mean Edumacation!

by Life_Worrier May 23, 2020

Eumpy

Definition of cool and hot

Omg he's such a Eumpy😍😍

by Nice person UwU January 20, 2022

Edumacate

Edumacate; An uneducated way people, including Redneck's, Hill-Billy's and Feral people use in place of the word Education to sound smarter than they may be.

Contexts; Edumacation, Edumacated, Edumacates

Upon Mary-Sue's return from elementary school on her 33'rd Birthday exclaims without moderation "1 and 1 is 11...I've dun bin Edumacated, aint dat sumpin, Jim-Bob?"

by The Urban Myth October 20, 2008

Exumptious

Giving extra meaning to badass or anything good in life. Used before, while, or after you doing something epic. Usually preceding "swank"

Bro this is gonna be exumptiously swank.
That's girls butt was so bootylicious exumptious

by T-Time_1 September 8, 2011