duckslam

n. A full house in ice curling. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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Did you hear? Scotty got a duckslam on the weekend. He could hardly stand up it was so slippery.

I know the feeling. He should use a towel.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

ducksphere

a sphere of duck

I woke up and gazed in awe. It was him. He was so round and so duck. It can be only him. Ducksphere.

by Perrcival the Playtpus III. June 1, 2023

100 Ducks

I read an argument in a comments section; it was about one large duck or 100 ducks being the more formidable foe. Which would be more easy to defeat...100 ducks you are surrounded...no, a large duck it has superior strength---just think about the size of its enormous duck bill!...No, 100 ducks they could work together to exhaust you...absolutely not! I would destroy 100 ducks in a fight easily even grabbing a single duck to beat other ducks.

Well, that is the idea. But then also, 100 ducks sounds familiar and real so the point is "100 ducks" is like some stupid encounter just pecking away at your humanity. Have you ever felt with Lawyers or better yet have you ever done bills and auto pay has some problem, ever completed charge backs, or filled out an intrusive form with personal information requests? Well, "100 ducks" describes how you feel when you are in that stressful situation-- a total joke situation and you are the only person that understands the real problem where there are all these people making the situation worse not better--that is the "100 ducks."

This is absolutely ridiculous; "stupid and evil" seem to always "win." It's like I am being attacked by "100 ducks."

Gee, I love the noise! Please drive your dumb ass noisy motorcycle past my house at 2 AM OMGOSH "100 ducks."

by FredFreid June 6, 2018

Bigus Dickus

Bigus Dickus is gods gift to women. Also known as the human tripod and the breaker. He is a legend known by many names.

In Rome he is known as Dingus Dongus
In India he is known as Elephantshiva

In China he is known as Da Niao
In France he is known Dieu Cheval
In Germany he is known as Mann mit 3 Beinen
In Spain he is known as El Toro Humano

Aint nothing like a Bigus Dickus to feed a womans appetite and holes.

by Dingus Dongus May 21, 2021

Get all your ducks in a row

IT's a term used to tell someone to get everything lined up first so its simpler to do know mate what the task.

Tim - its never gana werk ! Henry - why not ? Tim - because you didnt get all your ducks in a row.

by dragonboy8586 May 1, 2021

ducksen

1.) An avatar in the game called 'Roblox' who was famed for his overuse of the word 'nob' on the site's Forum.

2.) The starting word of many foods that include cooked duck. Some include 'ducksen stuffing,' 'ducksen chicken,' or 'ducksen flan.'

You guys want to have some ducksen stuffing tonight?

by plain goldfish January 26, 2011

anaheim ducks

An NHL team that is in its 14th year now in the NHL. Its first franchise year was 1993-1994. After only 14 years it won one of the greatest trophies in all of sports...the Stanley Cup. They are the first team in California to win the Stanley Cup and the first West Coast team to win it since the Victoria Cougars. The Ducks are the 2006-2007 Stanley Cup Champions.They are led by two Norris Trophy winners Scott Neidermayer and Chris Pronger and fan favorites Teemu Selanne and J.S. Giguere. They also have many talented youngsters such as Getzlaf, Perry, and Penner.

Man 1: "Did you watch the Anaheim Ducks game on Wendesday"

Man 2: "Ya I saw the Anaheim Ducks win the Stanley Cup"

by KHintheOC July 28, 2007