drumpf

The noise made by one's rectum when evacuating noxious gases while clearing the anal passage.

The loud drumpfs emanating from Paul's bathroom clearly indicated discomfort with his dinner choice .

by Noogie June 2, 2016

Druppy

A dutch candy. It tastes like salty liquorice and is an acquired taste.

Can i have another druppy mummy?

Wow! That druppy is quite salty and liquoricy,

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

Drump

The time-honored tradition of practicing the Drums whilst sitting on the Toilet. Whether you are taking a #1, #2, or none of the above is up to you.

Note: This act requires that you first set up a drum set around your Crapper.

What's all the commotion?

Oh, that's just Travis. He's taking a Drump

by bogdog8921 November 24, 2010

drumpf

The sound watery diarrhea makes when it hits a toilet bowl.

Jacob was washing his hands in the bathroom when he heard a loud drumpf coming from a bathroom stall.

by 4TheLAWLS July 2, 2016

drumpf

A small and/or malformed penis.

Donald always dreaded public changing areas due to his drumpf.

by myrealnameisnotjim August 9, 2016

drumpf

Someone of extreme low value and self worth who profusely claims otherwise. A Drumpf will exaggerate personal perceptions of wealth, physical characteristics, business relationships, and almost every aspect pertaining to themselves. With every exaggeration the person becomes more of a Drumpf thereby increasing their need for validation others. The best way to deal with a Drumpf is to ignore them and to let others know that the person is simply a Drumpf. If that doesn't work call them "a Loser", "Worthless", or "Very Very not Smart".

(noun) That Drumpf will say anything to make himself feel rich, strong, and important.

(verb) I wish he would quit Drumpfing on and on about himself, It makes him look like a clown.
(adj) He so Drumpf he actually believes the garbage coming out of his mouth.

by ibmeruu August 13, 2016

drumpf

A deformed penis.

"When Donald pulled down his pants, I couldn't help but laugh at his drumpf!"

by Diseastrous August 19, 2016