drumpf

A small and/or malformed penis.

Donald always dreaded public changing areas due to his drumpf.

by myrealnameisnotjim August 09, 2016

Cutting wheat

Beating up people who are obsessed with eating healthy, especially those who are gluten intolerant.

Karl: "Hey Steve. What are you guys doing tomorrow night?"
Steve: "Not sure. We were thinking of going to the Natural Grocers and cutting wheat."

by myrealnameisnotjim July 29, 2014