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Dunkin' docking

When one man slides his foreskin over the penis of another man, and the two slam dunk a basketball in unison.
I wasn't sure what to make of it when I broke into the recreation center and found Tony and Tim dunkin' docking.
by Hotbutter May 22, 2015
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docking

A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encased inside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoring the warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...
"Keanu and Harry were both so overwhelmed by the intensely intimate feeling of docking their penises inside of each other's foreskins that they instinctively began to kiss each other deeply as Keanu worked their cocks together as one, both exploding huge loads, seeing their foreskins swell like a water balloon trying to hold all of their hot man juices. As he released their cockheads from one another he grabbed Harry's firm ass and ground his big hard cum dripping cock into Harry's bright bushy ginger pubes as he buried his nose into his sweaty pit, deeply sniffing Harry's sexy scent!"
by UB6IB9Guy April 2, 2017
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Dookie Helmet

The round tip of a very long peice of poop.
Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!
by tootfartparty97 January 1, 2010
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dookie bread

another word for dirty money. dookie bread is money that one gets from doing an illegal act. such as selling drugs, robbing, or prostituting, etc.
I be stacking loafs of dookie bread from all this bud im selling.
by drewbe69 August 10, 2010
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Dookiedeker

Noun
A person that has a fear of shitting in a public washroom with someone else there, so they feign urinating until the other(s) leave. They then rush to a stall to do their business.
From Dookie, a shit or turd, and Deke, a sports term to psyche-out someone.

Here are 3 types of Dookiedekers:
1. The Average Dookiedeker: Usually a workmate that migrates to the washroom mid-afternoon. They've been dreading taking a dump at work, but can't hold it in any longer. Upon noticing someone at a urinal, they’ll pretend to use one too. Having people know you shit at work isn’t an option. Since they’ve been pinching tightly since lunch, urination is risky. The moment they leave, the DD runs straight to the stall. If someone’s in a stall, they’ll leave and wait for them to finish. When they try again, there'll be no time to deke.

2. The Smart Dookiedeker: This one accepts defeat earlier than the Average. They’ll attempt the throne earlier in the day, knowing there’s no point in waiting. This allows them more attempts to perform the deke, as well as even possibly piss while clenching

3. The Hopeless Dookiedeker: These will have held it in as long as possible before they cave in. It’s rare that this deke ever works. Once at the urinal, sweat will bead on their forehead. Then the Toilet Radar kicks in. In front of your urinal neighbor, you will accept your fate and run to a stall.

Witnesses will jest of your flounder for years to come
"Did you hear about Mackowski?? He just caved while trying to be a dookiedeker!"
"Oh thank god he left. Dookiedeker: success!"
by Basque JRED January 13, 2015
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Dookie Burger

The act of dropping a hot,fresh steamer on the porcelain and smacking your meatstick.
I killed two birds with one stone the other morning before work. Took a dookie burger in under 10 minutes.
by Obi Won☆88 December 27, 2019
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