Douchenozzlesucker

A derogatory or negative slang used towards one whom is sucking on or in the act of sucking the end of a hot water bottle.

Typically, a water bottle kit includes an enema pipe and a vaginal douche nozzle. The use of the word implies that the subject in question has inserted the nozzle into his/her mouth and follows the action with suckling.

I just visited the town of Douchenozzlesucker Virginia, and man, let me tell ya' what!

by rexdime November 22, 2011

douchenozzle

a person who is a dounche bag

to be used in place of douche bag

That dude is a total duchenozzle.

by the latin freaks November 16, 2004

douchenozzle

Chris Carraba, as pointed out in the equally douche magazine Alternative Press.

Chris Carraba is totally a douchenozzle. 'nuff said.

by Denise March 26, 2004

Douchenozzle

Someone who is either a bitch (in person or behind your back), an asshole, stuck up, too serious, judgmental, jealous or snotty

I would go to the party next door but my neighbor Debbie is a douchenozzle

by Billzonwheelz June 17, 2015

Douchenozzle

A douchebag that is a fuckboy

Man your ex is such a douchenozzle

by Gryffinclaw.hpfreak December 30, 2016

Douchenozzle

The art of being a stupid ass fuccboi

Drew: did you notice that Alex is making some really bad decisions lately?
Andy: yeah he's being a real douchenozzle

by Beckylemmesmash April 28, 2017

douchesnozzle

When you want to call someone a douche nozzle but you also want it to sound kinda funny

This bus driver is such a douchesnozzle because he was being a dick to people

by Diddlyfiddler April 25, 2016