DoucheNozzle

Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.

Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."

by RoninDH July 7, 2006

douchenozzle

The business end of a douche.

Look at the douchenozzle on that Ho.

by Rickky Bobbi January 12, 2009

douchenipple

A derogatory term used to describe any individual who proves to be exceedingly stupid or obnoxious.

If you would stop being such a douchenipple, maybe we could get this project done.

by Trennen August 25, 2011

douchenheimer

the captain of the douches: used as a spiteful, under the breathe remark when you have been bested by a real douche bag.

Person 1: You suck at life.
Person 2: Douchenheimer!!

example: Gerry Kordon

by Joel D. February 3, 2005

douchenizzle

The ebonic form of saying douchebag. Just as bad as douchebag....but with a izzle added.

See that guy? He thinks hes hip hop...but what he really is is a douchenizzle.

by The Pizza Boy July 3, 2005

douchenozzle

A rare synonym of douchebag which replaces the feminine form of the bag with the masculine form of the nozzle. It is used mostly among certain feminists, along with dickbag, because they prefer to use masculine insults like dick rather than feminine insults like cunt regardless of the sex of the insultee.

That guy was such a douchenozzle

by sappin mah entry January 1, 2012

Douchefiend

A person that comes on to you thinking they are all but when in fact thay are a douchebag and won't take NO for an answer and you show no interest then they fiend on ya like a Stalker.

Wow! I was out with my friend's over the weekend and this Douchefiend just wouldn't leave me alone.

by Bratastic Rhonda February 19, 2010