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douchecano

We left the frat party because it was about to turn into a douchecano.
by DeSlice January 4, 2012
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Douchecape

Any one of the iconio popular T-shirts made famous by celebrities stupid enough to spend $300.00 on a silk screened t-shirt normal people buy at Target for 9.99.

Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it
Ed: That Ashton Kutcher looks cool in that Affliction T-shirt, I'm gonna buy one too so I'll be cool like him

Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.
by ManicMike March 27, 2009
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Douche Cake

One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.
by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005
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Doucheface

1.You look at someone for the first time and know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that guy is a huge douche bag.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.
Who the fuck is that guy? He has a major case of doucheface.

With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?
by evilspyguy July 20, 2012
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douchebagette

(do-sh-bag-eht) A gender specific tittle for the female douchbeag. Insult used to describe a female doucher.
Bob: I can't believe Tanya
Joe: Yeah she is a real douchebagette
by sueme17 March 29, 2011
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Douche Cake

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.
A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.
by chinrest October 20, 2011
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douchecammode

A douche bag/douche that is so full of shit, they are just like a cammode... they are an uber douche of all douches....
OMG Steve is such a douchecammode, he is always messing with people and talking shit.
by Udiealot81 September 3, 2014
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