team douschebag

total tools for have no authority to call others tools.

hey, matt just called harry a tool. dude he pulled a team douschebag

by dramageek December 10, 2007

Dousche Quief

Dousche Quief: A dousche bag whos so stupid and nasty he can be a quief at the same time hence the word Douschequief

Tyler Seymour is a DouscheQuief

by Mhs Student October 6, 2004

Dousche-Bagette

a person typically of small stature who is obnoxiously obnoxious

Man, that midget is a large Dousche-Bagette

by mucho juan March 17, 2006

Dousch

Unreal, a player on Cho'gall on the game World of Warcraft, is called this often. It means "The Greatest PvPer alive"

Ünreal is a Dousch. Why does he even play this game.

by Not Ünreal February 22, 2009

dousch bag

A stupid dumb probably gay person who doesnt do what you want them to do and is annoying sometimes

Carl you dousch bag get those cheetos now! i wont tell you again!

by yoman June 3, 2006

dousche box

(adj.) exclamatory. refers to someone who prefers the prick-wad and/or "cunt-faced motherfucker" approach to life. Similar to a dousche bag, but more rigid. Refers to someone who deserves a swift stabbing in the throat. (often complimented with a following "motherfucker")

john: "that dousche box motherfucker just threw a carrot stick at me!"

pepe: "what a motherfucking dousche box."

by john decoursizzle October 15, 2005

Dousche

A person who kills a buz, or high.

Dude Pres. Bush is a huge dousche!

by Robben Sanguinet August 21, 2005