Yoidle my Doidle

The act of yoidling ones doidle.

Yo, come yoidle my doidle.

by feef goo April 12, 2022

dislecksia

If you searched for this, you have it.

Person 1: I have dislecksia

by MakeUrbanDictionaryGreatAgain January 16, 2021

dislexia

inability to comprehend or remember written words

Lauren keep is dislexic

by Butch March 31, 2003

Disler

A girl who has large boobs and who is extreamly passive

woah that girl is a disler

by Colber August 25, 2007

DISLEX

I. THE father of smurfaggery.
II. Incessant whiner; Lord of the Bitchmade.
III. #FounderFail; #BetaButCouldn'tEvenGetABadgeBitch.
IV. Known for an inhuman ability to fit six frog dicks in his ass simultaneously.
V. Shunned by all, in a fashion not seen since the lepers infected with the Bubonic Plague.
VI. Ten out of ten women would prefer getting gangbanged by said lepers before willingly allowing him to touch them.
VII. Synonymous with: virgin, fuckboi, bitch nigga, and every form of faggot heretofore discovered.
VIII. Inspiration for the highest grossing film of all time, ''That Feel When the Only Pussy You've Ever Seen is Just Your Reflection''. ***SPOILER ALERT*** It has an epic, lulz-filled anhero ending.

"Whoa,bro! Careful, you almost just DISLEXed, and you know you would *never* live that shit down!"

by Cyanidesin September 21, 2016

dislexyc

Those who get their i's and y's confused.

I am dislexyc and my favourite actress is Marylin Monroe and my favourite singer is Marylin Manson. By the way is Cyndi Lauper for real?

by Bylli May 19, 2009

doilet

When you have to go to the restroom and you don't want to say you have to make #2, you refer to it as a doilet instead of a toilet.

My husband asked how long I'd be in the toilet and I responded, "No honey. I am going to the doilet."

by DimplesNCurls October 9, 2011