Dousche

Pronounced: Dou-sha

A general term for an asshole or douche who is driving a Porsche or similar style of car. A typical Dousche is driving like they have been blindfolded with the inside of their own asshole and gagged with their own scrotum, or looks like a general rat-fuck.

Passenger: Woah that ass just cut us off!

Driver: yeah WTF is that guys problem, driving like a complete dick in a fancy car.

Passenger: That guy is a complete Dousche.

by Total Dousche June 26, 2016

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Dousche

A misspelling.

Some dumb shit Mat made up.

Doesn’t make any sense.

I bought these dousche glasses at the gas station for $5 bro! Total score!

by Omfg_rachael March 11, 2019

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The Doschek Effect

The feeling of being in utter disbelief of how perfect some else is. The awe inspiring perfection that is that person. Commonly used to describe one you like.

"You're better then perfect. You make me feel The Doschek Effect every time we speak. It's not fair."

by JK_James_Kraus_3 November 25, 2016

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douschebag

N: A person who is dirty in all aspects, human excrement, the bottom of the sewage system.

N: An insult used to make someone think very deeply and then realize what a horrible person they are.

N: A cum sponge.

Interjection: Used when someone says something utterly retarded and you just have to stop them.

Jasen: "Yeah, I was raping this baby monkey yesterday and he was like-"

Ron: "No, fucktard, quit being such a douschebag, that's retarded."

Jasen: Hey, sorry man, you didn't have to go call me a douschebag though, I'm going to go and cry now."

by the_ronness July 15, 2008

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