ejaculate

to throw out:
1. parastaltic emptying of the seminal vesicles and ejection of seminal fluid;
2.a forceful verbal reaction

"It is better to ejacu-late than never, Jack ejaculated."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

Ejaculate

To cum

Our Girlfriend And Me Had A Fun Time Last Night So We Went Home We Stripped And I Ejaculated All Over Her. It Was The Most Fun EVER!

by Obongo199 February 27, 2009

Ejaculate

To get yo man juice up on yo hoe and she be like shiiiiiit!


Note: Also see skeet... ..

I ejaculated all over your mom's face last night right after you left the room son.

I ejaculated (skeeted) so much yo dog drowned.

by M-dizzawgs April 13, 2005

disculate

When a disc performs the functions of a calculator.

Amelia didn't use her disc correctly, she tought it couldn't disculate!

by jahello October 30, 2011

Piss-Jaculate

When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.

Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.

by Sh_ayy April 12, 2010

Ejaculate and evacuate

While having sex little by little you start putting on your clothes, so that the second you spread your load you can hit the road.

Stacy's parents were coming home so i had to Ejaculate and evacuate.

Also fuck you Emerson Stecher.

by MrGreenBeanz April 10, 2022

Meal jaculate

When you over eat to the point of being sick. Then masterbate to fat girl porn.

Cant wait to finish the 3 stacks of pancakes so I can meal jaculate .

by The ANGRYGINGER December 13, 2020