Technologically disabled

The politically correct way to say someone is technologically retarded or ileterate. Someone who cannot understand how technology works or how to use it. Can be shortened to T.D.
Melissa: my dad just called me to ask me how to turn his laptop again.
Mike: your dad is technologically disabled !
Melissa: yea, he's so TD!
by Dawanz July 10, 2016
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Disability Scooter

Often seen in large chain stores like Target and Walmart, these are used to help the physically handicapped buy goods they need. Then, one day, fat Nora decided she would ride it to avoid any unneeded walking through the day. Now a real handicapped person is unable to buy their groceries, and the poor scooter is slowly being crushed to death.
Disability Scooter, A.K.A a mobility assistance device.
by Bre-1 May 03, 2019
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facially disabled

1)Ugly

2) Mauled facially after getting beaten up.

3)Really Really REALLY UGLY!!! Like fugly
"Did you have an accident or were you born facially disabled?"

"Dude did the entire ugly forest fall on you or were you born facially disabled?"

that person was facially disabled to the point of fugly
by Pineapple'D April 14, 2007
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racial disability

An otherwise healthy person who suffers the consequences of their race.
That bum isn't handicapped. The only thing he suffers from is a racial disability.
by TXMAC February 02, 2007
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Disabled picker

1. A person (really able-minded) who makes fun of the physical disabled especially the mentally disabled which is even more worse than people with physical disabilities
a disabled picker ain't really got no reason of making fun of the mentally disabled, they don't even know why they did it. karma will come get them one day.
by ceelowill August 21, 2010
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disabled sister

a free sex doll that is very realistic.
"Hey Bro Is That Your Sex Doll?"
"No Thats Actually MY Disabled Siste-"
"Yeah Same Thing"
that is the word "disabled sister" defined
by pushyrot January 21, 2021
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web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way
Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.
by bandospook March 12, 2012
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