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Band Director

A often short person who conducts or directs a band. Has no life, assigning students scales sheets for their grades, and telling lame jokes. Often can be desperate at times. Can be cool at times, but most of the time they can be @$$holes.
Cool Band Director:
Hey he's one of the coolest Band Directors ever!

Lame Band Director:
This Band Director can't conduct for crap!
by [too cool to list on here] December 29, 2008
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director's cut

A man with an uncircumcised penis, or the penis itself.
Derived from the film industry marketing tag for a later release of a film undefiled by the meddling of a studio, "Full length, and un-cut".
Upon seeing an uncircumcised penis, "Yeah, you're a director's cut! Good for your parents..."
by corrino2000 December 28, 2007
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Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies
Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass
by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017
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Directors Wife Syndrome

A phenomenon where a seniors person in a company (or wife) changes workload and priority across a business based on a random individual request.

See also HiPPO and JFDI

Originated Friday February 5, 1999. UK Release of Disney Pixar "A Bug's Life".
Woolworths UK had sold out of Flick Action Figure in local store where a directors wife was shopping. Entire company spent the day reporting on all Bug's Life merchandise across the company based on this one product in one store not being available for a directors wife to buy.
Drop everything, we need to prioritise this directors wife syndrome request.
by Wooly Memories October 1, 2021
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DirectorVivian

a hacker in roblox. she loves purple, so she wears purple and she hacked spray paint, ttd3. if you joined one of those games, you would be teleported to a game called "Vivian Inc".
iicloudyleaf3: YO DIRECTORVIVIAN JUST TELEPORTED ME IN VIVIAN INC
safibook2020: OMG LEAVE
iicloudyleaf3: IT WONT LET ME
SunSetShimmer82020: DirectorVivian is online
iicloudyleaf3 & safibook2020: we know
by iicloudyleaf3 April 5, 2022
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Accunt Director

When a person accidentally makes a mistake (dropping the ‘O’ in this case) and ends up telling the truth.

an Account Director is primarily responsible for the management of relationships with clients. As the senior point of contact for an agency’s customers, the Account Director also co-ordinates the resources needed to service projects, builds strategic operational plans and balances the expectations of clients with the execution of creative work.

an Accunt Director is only focused on the management of relationships which benefit themselves. By becoming the sole point of contact for an agency’s customers, the Accunt Director becomes indispensable even though they have no interaction with the people servicing projects, don’t understand strategic operational plans and have absolutely no interest in the execution of creative work.
Project: Beautiful Box
Client : Pudenda
Signed: Someone Fishy
Role: Accunt Director
by Josh Brice November 16, 2018
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music director

1. a person in charge of the musical components of a theatrical production, with duties such as selecting cast members, leading music rehearsals with the performers, and conducting the cast and pit orchestra during the show.

2. a superhuman.
The music director is the most underrated person working in an award show. Ever wonder how the orchestra knows just when to play a recipient off during a lengthy speech, or what piece to perform to cleverly introduce a presenter? That is all the work of a music director.
by chiefyblues July 28, 2022
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