Dilp

Dog I'd like to pet

"That dog is so cute it's a dilp "

by ChristinaD53 September 4, 2016

dilon

To be extremely high on any type of drug, specifically pot.

Probably comes from: dillium

Me and Lauren went so far down into dilon last night.

by Ellie December 8, 2004

Dilo

Abbreviation of Dilophosaurus, the venomous dinosaur from Jurassic Park and slang for sexual move.

To give a 'dilo' one releases an umbrella behind the head at the point of ejaculation into recipient's face to give the illusion of the creature's deadly attack. A screech is optional but advised.

The dilo is largely theory based.

"I just dropped a dilo on Claire with your Mum's brolly. "

by cubeadvance October 18, 2008

Dinopleasure

Dinopleasure is that special sense of estacy one receives from listenin' to and/or watchin' Dino Martin employ his many entertainin' gifts.

Our pallie receives so much pure Dinopleasure from watchin' clips of Dino Martin's TV Show.

by kentsmokerguy July 15, 2006

dinoplostrich

a combination of a dinosaur, an airplane, and an ostrich. dinoplostri like pear pie and the color pikablaa. the arch nemisis of the dinoplostrich is the dinosaur.

Person 1: Yo! Look! It's a dinosaur!
Person 2: No, dude. It's a dinoplostrich.
dinoplostrich: I WANT PEAR PIE

by Barney the Dinoplostrich July 8, 2010

dildophobic

Dildophobic dil-do-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.

See vibraphobic.

She had to hide her dildos from her dildophobic boyfriend or he would throw them in the garbage due to insecurity about his small penis.

by Holepuncher October 13, 2012

dilepit

Scottish word for dilapidated

"Look at that gadgey over there. Whit a state tae let yersel' get intae ? "

"Aye , Ah Ken. He's pure dilepit."

by Vlad1Vostok May 27, 2019