dickpicnic

A great guy you may meet on the internet or a smokey bar.
A get together where there are many penises.
A get together where penises are enjoyed.
A collection of people who would generally be described by people who know them as dicks or assholes.

The girls had a great time at the dickpicnic!

Man I hate those guys over there, it's a real dickpicnic.

by Chris Moss aka dickpicnic September 28, 2006

Dickpickle

when you get into a mess cause you thought with your dick

Guy: "woah that women is hot I am gonna fuck her tonight."
Dick: "go for it dude."
Later it turns out that she was the daughter of a cop who Jailed you for dating his daughter
Guy: I am in a real Dickpickle

by Christownnews July 4, 2017

Dicnic

To felate a man who has a bread roll attatched to his penis - usually occuring outside i.e. at a picnic

He took me for a picnic and I gave him a dicnic - it was so much better than a usual sandwich

by AllesandroJesu May 5, 2008

Urban Dic Pic

Urban Dick Pic
The inevitable evolution of Urban Dictionary to include illustrations and memes. Likely to be found behind a paywall.

You guys should look up your names since they invented Urban Dic Pic...

by FungiGoneWrong May 31, 2018

dispicti

A dispicable act.

"Stop doing major dispicti!"

by Googles January 12, 2004

dicnic

A picnic in which the picnic basket, as well as all food and drink containers are dick-shaped.

A bunch of my friends and I enjoyed dick-shaped sandwiches, popsicles, and Kool-aid drinks on our biweekly dicnic.

by broccolidog September 4, 2011

Dickicorn

A unicorn with a dick instead of a horn poking out of its head

Emily saw a dickicorn eating grass behind the trees

by Screaming Ninja September 17, 2017