Dick-tricked

When a guy claims he's hung but when he pulls down his pants, he's average or less.

Christof dick-tricked me. He said he's packin' 8 inches, but he only pulled out 6.

by Ardias February 7, 2024

Stupid dick tricks

Stupid Dick tricks are when a guy or bf slaps penis back and forth or helicopter. Or Felix muscle UN front of u to amaze u

There goes D.K doing stupid Dick tricks again .

by Orting honey June 30, 2016

Tricky Dick

Originally a nickname used to refer to former U.S. President Richard Nixon. It was actually coined by Democratic politician Helen Gahagan Douglas during the 1950 U.S. Senate race in California because of Nixon's usage of dirty tricks to gain an advantage. It's often incorrectly assumed that the nickname was invented because of Nixon's involvement in the Watergate Scandal, when in reality the scandal was just another instance of him being the Tricky Dick that we know and love.

Sometimes the name is reused in reference to Vice President Dick Cheney for no particular reason.

Also, a very thing to call anybody who prefers to be known as Richard, Dick, or Dickie (in which case the name can become Tricky Dickie).

That Tricky Dick spread all sorts of slander about me in the 1950 Senate race!

by lovesmesumcake October 12, 2008

dick too thick

When a man's penis is too thick to fit in the mouth of his sexual counterpart. Usually resulting in a teethy blowjob and giving up on all hope of sexual pleasure

Guy 1: Man I couldn't fit my dick in her mouth without being bit!

Guy 2: Damn man, dick too thick

Guy 1: I suppose so...

by Zizdog June 23, 2018

King Thick Dick

The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.

Who do you think you are? King Thick Dick of fuck you mountain

by King Thic Dic June 12, 2016

dicktrickle

Pre-cum and or a secretion from the tip of the penis due to a STD.

Man i got the dicktrickles today after banging that prostitute.

by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005

Dicktrick

A 4 goal game by a player, usually hockey.
Originated from professional hockey player Joe Thornton saying he would whip his dick out and masterbate directly after scoring his 4th goal of the game.

Fan #1: Hey did you you see Jumbo Joe's dicktrick
Fan #2: The 4th goal had such a sick celly!

by TheTFedoration February 1, 2017