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Dickslayer

A female who sleeps around, preferably a whore, who gives such deep blowjobs that the genitalia shrivels up.
During my summer slut-fest I met a man who encountered a dickslayer
by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016
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Dickblade

An outstanding, antisocial prick or conniving, delusional dickrag/douchebag/shithead who tends to think himself cunning in the scathing statements he makes and in the absolutely egregious prickery of his repulsive and reprehensible behavior.

A real prickbag/prickfuck. A snotfuck. Somone who's face you just want to bash in hard. Typically worthless, clueless, judgemental and deserving of death. So much so that you have to create an entirely new insult to call him a dickblade. An asswipe-mother-fucker. It is pointless to attempt talking to a dickblade. A borderline scumfuck. A fucking dildo. May be secretly anatomically impaired.

A heavy gun insult, spurred into creation by such a prick that only an insult as crude, harshly offensive and shocking as a fucking dickblade would qualify as an of offense against such an asshat.

This is the true definition of dickblade.
"Man, what a fucking DICKBLADE. That prick-fuck just won't LEARN, will he?"

"What a fucking pukestain. He's just a god damn dickblade."

"Listen up, fuckpalm. I don't understand why you have to be such a remarkable prickhole fucker all the time. Why are you such a dickblade?"
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dickslap

The art of slapping yo dick upside yo biotch's head.
Dammit u ho i told ya to suck it or im gonna dickslap yo skanky ass!
by Darren April 3, 2003
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dickslap

To slap your penis over somebody's head or bodily parts
e.g.
Rob took his penis out and slapped it over Callum's head.
by Anon January 13, 2004
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Dickslap

A popular chain text message of a man slapping a bimbo in the face with his abnormally large cock.
You must slap someone with this message.
No slap backs
dilt: hey have you seen dickslap yet?

Chris love: yeah I got slapped four times......but not by a text ;)
by Chester_the_molester April 20, 2009
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dickslap

Brandon. Anything to do with Brandon.
Brandon: But I love you.
J: Dickslap.
Brandon: But I love you!
J: Dickslap.
by CeeCee August 17, 2003
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Dickslam

Verb. The act of engaging in vigorous, and possibly violent coitus with a preselected partner. The sexual relations are always consentual and are performed by wizards of their craft, strictly picking up the classiest and hottest girls for participation in the 'dickslam'. The term was popularised in early 2009 by a cult, religious sect based in Brighton, England, known loosely as the 'dickslammaz'.
Shaniqua: Hey Latrice was gud yo?
Latrice: ye im gud b, daaaam why y'all walkin like u been fukd by a dog wi two dicks??
Shaniqua: It's those goddamn dickslammaz gyal. day be trippin yo. day ruind dis pussaaay.
Latrice: well u knew wat u was gettin yoself into bitch but damnnn yo pussy STAAAAAANK!!!
Shaniqua: thnx b...
by Rhynosaur April 9, 2010
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