dickmelion

when ones penis can blend in with suroundings

shit, where did your cock go? you must have a dickmelion

by sean osullivan July 26, 2003

Dickbelly

The underside of one's penis, opposite the dickback.

"Man, I shouldn't of worn my swim trunks. My dickbelly is starting to chafe."

by Bungaloe August 8, 2017

DickClark

Someone who gets sexually turned on when put in front of a huge audience of clowns

I saw Jimmy is doin a speech at the clown convention with a boner. He is a complete dickclark

by ClownLover :0) May 4, 2009

Dickception

Walking up to a drunk girl at a party and telling her a command. In her drunken stupor she forgets that you told her this thing and believing that the thought was her own idea, performs it.

"Beth, you're gonna have sex with me tonight"
"Shut up John, you're so silly!"

3 hours later.

"I really want to have sex with John all of a sudden".

John has performed "dickception"

by galilebro February 7, 2012

dickkelgänger

When you find someone who has the exact same dick as you (usually due to excessive porn).

Holy shit! That's my penis banging that chick! I think I just found my dickkelgänger!

by [FTB]bluesLAX07 December 11, 2012

Dickclot

When someone is being obnoxiously ignorant.

Quit acting like a fucking dickclot!

by kentuckyloglady October 1, 2015

dickelpinkberry

When you realize there is a dickelberry stuck to your dick and then a girl sucks it off like a cone of pink berry

Dickelpinkberry is the best when that 42 year old found her own dickelberry on the dick she fucked the night before with ice cream in her mouth.

by Austino112 May 20, 2016