vape nick suck dick

old meme that died eventually

Mom: Son have you cleaned the dishes?
Son: vape nick suck dick
Mom: Get the fuck out of my house right now im calling joe
Son: Joe who?

by nickvaper June 5, 2021

Nick and Dick

It's like netflix and chill but a spinoff of the cards against humanity card get naked and watch Nickelodeon. For anyone who still watches Nick but can still get some.

Person 1: Wanna netlfix and chill?
Person 2: Nah let's get stoned and then Nick and Dick.
Person 1: Hell yeah!

by PersonalWhore May 23, 2016

St Nick dick

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.

"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"

by TreeWeezel October 4, 2011

nicotine dick

It is a cigarette where smokers, mostly humans, apply vaccum to one end of the cigarette usually on the filter side which makes that person look like their sucking on a little dick consisting of a poisionous insecticide nicotine at which people get homosexually aroused by the horrible taste and the feeling of their brain having a lack of oxygen.

"Dad, stop smoking those nicotine dicks, their bad for you!"

by Craig Dunn August 7, 2003

Nice Dick Terry

Implying that you can see a friends/strangers penis during an awkward circumstance, this phrase is most often used in showers or at swimming pools. the phrase was coined by Russell Howard in 2011.

you: "nice dick terry"
recipient "thank you"

by TerryWithTheD January 26, 2017

Nicky nicky non-dick

A slang term for the act of cock-teasing

Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me

Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018

nice dick

A person who acts nice but also has passive aggressiveness

“I like that dress! No offense though but my grandma can shop better than you :D”
“What a nice dick”

by John Trovolani January 12, 2023