Desert Jellyfish

The semen left in the shower after ejaculating while deployed to the desert.

I went to take a shower and there was a huge desert jellyfish clinging to the drain.

by What a nice tie July 9, 2010

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desert flu

Strong desire for native american indians.

Mary had just recovered from jungle fever, when she already catched desert flu. So she went to the Navajo Nation to hook up with some sexy indian men.

by Moecha April 17, 2011

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Ridiculous term business-types came up with to describe someone who both "designs" and "develops." Of course, this sort of awkward portmanteau never catches on with anyone literate, so its utterance serves as a sort of warning that the utterer lives in a childish linguistic world separate from our own, where saying words and phrases such as "deseloper," "brainwidth," "heat map," "e-learning" gives them an e-woody.

We need a deseloper on our team to accelerate our e-learning initiative and actionize our web 3.0 presence on the social grid.

by bigtrick November 17, 2011

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desert pigeon

A repulsive skinny skank with the face not even a rat can love. They are usually found around dive bars on weekdays, STD and abortion clinics by weeks end.

There that "desert pigeon" cum filled dumpster of a whore that only Linus feltersnatch would bang.

by Si-poppy February 4, 2014

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