detestimonial

A negative testimonial of a product or service or company

I would like hear detestimonials from products and services that suck.

by h.g.Whiz January 30, 2009

Detechtive

Detectives dealing with high tech crimes. Such as digital forensic investigations involving cell phones or computer extractions for evidence.

This computer needs to be forensically examined by a high tech crimes detechtive.

by Captain TJD August 21, 2018

erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.

"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "

by Snut17 December 6, 2018

Stupei, Ace defective!

A line said by Yukari Takeba from the Persona series when she roasted Junpei Iori, practically calling him a rat-ass idiot.

Person: You are ugly.
You: And you are a Stupei, Ace defective!

by pass the potatoes February 15, 2020

detest

A french word also used in the english language meaning to hate or dislike someone/something alot

girl 1: i DETEST louise she really jars me
girl 2: i know she is such a bitch

Mum:here you go darling dinner time
Daughter:oh mum i told you before i detest carrots

by anti-romantic November 6, 2006

Delectable

Awesome in taste, Suculant in flavor to have no other greater joy while eating.

This Strawberry Cheesecake is delectable, the best I have ever had.

by panachefull one December 19, 2008

Detective Sparrow

Where a homosexual male is fingered then taken from the rear.

Ted performed the Detective Sparrow on Bill one night after ballot lessons.

by mbillings October 12, 2010